At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.


Funny 40th birthday jokes for this momentous occasion. Here are some romantic and joyful messages aimed at a wife turning 42.

Funny things to say on your extra festive day.


If Dan Quayle can be Vice President at 40, there's hope for you! - Greg Tamblyn. Funny 30th Birthday jokes. Jokes About Turning 40: More Funny Quotations.

Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40.

. At 40, we don't care what they think of us. Happy birthday, 30!.

Happy 40th birthday. On the morning of her.

In your case, it just means that you're 40 times as cool, smart, beautiful, funny and kind as you were the day you were born.

Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40.

- Benjamin Franklin. .

Some folks, on the other hand, feel like turning 40 merits a party. .

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At least you are not “end-aged.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

You know who your real friends are and you ve finally found somebody who will reliably give you a decent haircut.

”. bear gay man Quotes On Turning 40 40th Birthday Quotes 40th Quote Turning 40 Quotes. I’ve decided to be in my 40’s twice as long as I was in my 20‘s.

That’s a great milestone for a truly great human! Happy 40th birthday – I’m so grateful to have your experience and kindness in my life. Nothing but prosperity. 26. . .

On his birthday, she calls him.

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Apr 4, 2018 · 40 Best Jokes About Turning 40.

Time to drink champagne and dance on the table.

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